Texton 

texton

When someone becomes aroused, male or female after receiving a sexual text or the desired outcome between individuals during a sexting session.

Wow, I really got a texton today after texting with Jennifer.

You know when you send me texts like that, I really get a texton.

I bet a can give you a texton by the end of this text.

Texton by Miss Curly May 28, 2009

dry texting 

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.

ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting

dry texting by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting 

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.

Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

Dry Texting by livingexampleofdyslexia April 1, 2020

texting $0 

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend

texting $0 = xmpp

texting $0 by prosody pro April 9, 2012

Accidental Text on Purpose 

When you send someone a text, but you accidentally send it to someone other than the intended receiver. On purpose. Coined by Larry David.

In the accidental text on purpose, you say something like "Hey Larry, you were an asshole the other night. There's nothing wrong with her water, it's perfectly okay."

Accidental Text on Purpose by Richie Queijo November 7, 2017

mucho texto 

A common response to a large and obnoxious block of text.

Person 1: fuck people who play jenga wrong
“YoU tOucHEd ThAt BlOcK So yOu HavE tO PuLl tHat OnE Out”

Go fuck yourself, that’s not how the fucking game is played, you dumb, the fuck, asshole.

Quoted from the official Jenga rules:

“Players may tap a block to find a loose one. Any blocks moved but not played should be replaced, unless doing so would make the tower fall. “

You’ve never even fucking read the rules have you, you shithead idiot. What, is the game over in 3 seconds, if you just so happen to touch a load bearing block first?FUCKING NO DUMBASS. Learn to read you illiterate fuck.

Person 2: mucho texto

mucho texto by IHateReading52 November 1, 2020

tetona 

Spanish word for a girl / woman with big breasts

Ella es una tetona - She is a big breasted one

tetona by El Matador December 21, 2006