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"anyone seen jock?"

"aye, he disappeared down an ally with lizzy the skink."
skink by attackweasel May 27, 2009
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deragatory term for U.N. Peacekeepers. A Skin is a lizard with a blue tail, thus the Blue Helmeted peacekeepers are referred to as 'skinks.'
The skinks just got sent into Lebanon.
skink by sternwise September 30, 2006
A word that is used only in the most crucial moments to be more powerful than fuck, usually when some sort of chaotic or powerful event is occurring that would cause "fuck" to lose it's meaning by overuse. Can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adjective.

The original use of the word arose because of the extreme nature of the restaurant industry. On busy nights, waitstaff would be swearing so much that saying fuck lost its meaning. Therefore, they decided to create a higher order swear word that could encompass the sheer chaos and tragedy of their position.
The entire restaurant was skinked on New Year's Eve when the tables needed to be flipped but Rashaad was in the kitchen beating his meat to No Vaseline.

The Mexican government got skinked big time when El Chapo escaped from prison.

Scooter is a total skink, when we were in a police chase he threw all of our skinking cocaine out of the window and we got busted.
skink by DaddyJ-Easy May 30, 2019
Skink refers to post-pubescent underage girls roughly from age 12-17 that are known to dress and act quite slutty. Skinks are typically seen wearing short skirts or shorts, along with a top that shows off what little cleavage is usually there. Boys/men with girlfriends pose a challenge to skinks as they are usually younger and skinnier than said girlfriend. They are also known to use hip-gangsta speak, especially when on the computer or texting. Skinks are never virgins despite their innocent appearance. Skinks CANNOT keep secrets at all. Never trust a skink. Skinks do not use condoms.
"Hey man, you better get me out of this chicken coop before I'm tempted by one of these little skinks."
Skink by Fo Pow August 23, 2011
Title given to a person who's sex and party life exceeds what would be considered by a "skank". And they wear the title with pride.
"Did you see that skink boy tweaking with Teena? Saw him in the carpark behind the club getting bare-backed and fisted by three guys, and 20 minutes later was taking turns going down on four other guys in the toilet at the club!"
skink by skinkboy July 23, 2007
A skanky twink; a slightly sleazy slender gay boi.
A: Have you met Mike's new boyfriend?
J: Nuh-uh.
A: Total skink.
J: Gee, how surprising. Where'd they meet?
A: The kid was hustling outside Wal-Mart.
skink by JohnnyAZ May 31, 2006