Sceneility

A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"

My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!

by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009

Senility Rocks!

Uttered after a memory lapse or a brief interruption to intelligence affectionately or laughingly attributed to age.

1) A: Where did I put my pen?

B: It's there in front of you!

A: Doh! Senility rocks!

2) A: Did I tell you I'm going out tomorrow?

B: You did - seven times now.

A: Oops - Senility Rocks

by MarcFxxx November 3, 2010

shenbility

It's a Chinglish. In Chinese Shen means God. Shenbility refer to someone is god-like.

she is so good at it, she's shenbility.

by bertfelin August 1, 2011

Screenility

Noun.

The memory loss and learning impairment associated with a lifestyle consisting of prolongued daily screen use.

"Screenility is particularly common in 21st culture and affects all ages"

by Xellum October 29, 2019

Spenility

(n.) a condition in which one’s penis gets old and no longer can engage in normal activities

“Joe’s okay but his penis doesn’t have any idea what to do anymore, it’s like he has spenility or something.”

by GreenLanternMD February 9, 2023