Ass mint 

See ass-mint

"I am feeling a little chafed tonight darling lubricate me with that az-mint would you"

Ass mint by Rich March 18, 2003

Ass Mint 

when using something green as a dildo and then shiting green ooze after

man i had a huge ass mint last night after using that cucumber

Ass Mint by gnjgfrnjikie May 5, 2009

Assmint 

A descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body.

You need an assmint, Preen is an Assmint

Assmint by Aonladar March 31, 2003

assmint 

the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.

In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.

assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022

assmint 

the evaluation or estimation of the nature, quality, or ability of someone or something as weighed against the intense beauty of April's immense booty. The Gold Standard scale for fingering out if one is a physically mature female or a real deal woman.

In cumming to terms with the gravititties of this encounter, it is my final assmint that we're not going to play well together since you'll not wear a mask of her face while I play recordings of her voice.

assmint by Rimjob Jesus 3:16 May 25, 2022