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Chicken McNuggets

A food product McDonald's tries to pass off as "100% White Chicken Meat", but in fact should be thought of as "100% Chicken" This is because the process of making a McNugget is as follows:
McDonald's first finds themselves a live chicken.
They then crush said chicken until all of the parts of the chicken mix completely to form one consistent substance closely resembling rubber.
After this is done, McDonald's forms this substance into a nugget shape and deep fries it; thus giving the world Chicken McNuggets.

So, as shown above, the term, "100% Chicken" is fitting; since Chicken McNuggets are in fact composed of 100% Chicken--feathers and everything.
Chicken McNuggets are responsible for 75% of the worlds fat people.
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Chicken McNuggets

An Egg McMustache (a term built around the Egg McMuffin) is a fun thing to order at McDonald's to go with a two-piece Chicken McNutsack which is a term built around the famous Chicken McNuggets.
"These people didn't hear my order correctly. I ordered a two-piece Chicken McNutsack and they gave me Chicken McNuggets instead. They told me that chickens don't even have nutsacks. Well, they don't have any nuggets to carry in them either! I want a refund!"

Chicken McNuggets

Bro, those Chicken McNuggets were Litty

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Guy: i wanna go get some chicken mcnuggets from maccas
Other Guy: ok sure
chicken mcnuggets by thatguyuwu November 6, 2023

50 Piece Chicken McNuggets 

-fifty chicken nuggets available at most Mcdonalds worldwide.
-comes in a giant reusable bucket
-great for sharing
-$20.00 plus tax
After doing chores, Tom and his brother took their $20.00 earnings to McDonalds where they ordered a 50 piece chicken mcnuggets.

20 Piece Chicken McNuggets 

A sexual activity that involves a man sticking a Chicken McNugget in a girls asshole. He then can choose to pour caramel sauce, sweet and sour sauce or barbecue sauce into the girls ass crack for added fun. The man actually eats the chicken mcnugget when it is done going into the girls ass crack.
Bro, those 20 piece chicken mcnuggets were great yesterday, I dipped them in my girl's ass crack and it tasted like heaven.

Doony woony chicken McNuggets

The man the myth the legend Art “The Fart” Doon. Expressed in formal etiquette as Doony Woony chicken McNuggets