the bungler 

a guy/girl who does no prep work or heavy lifting prior to a relationship--he/she just slides in during a crisis and steals the vulnerable prize.

When Sarah's cat was hit by a car, she decided that we should take a break, it was during this period that her veterinarian slid in and became the bungler to our relationship.

the bungler by Sowadi April 22, 2009

the bugler 

When you wrap toilet paper around your hand and cup your asshole when you have a bout of diarrhea in a public place to muffle the noise.

I had to take a dump, but there was somebody in the stall next to me and I couldn't hold it, so I did the bugler.

the bugler by miss_jellybeans September 26, 2013

Shooting The Bugler 

To aim for an easy target or carry out a comparatively easy task which may give the appearance of success, achievement or progress towards a desired goal but does not have any substantial merit, benefit or value and/or does not actually help to achieve the intended goal in any substantive way. A business buzz phrase or management speak associated with with general douchebaggery and common use by tits, wankers, tosspots and arseholes. The phrase has military origins, where buglers and pipers often went into battles unarmed, stood in plain sight and were no direct threat to to the opponent.

Andy, I agree with John that your idea would would just be shooting the bugler.

Shooting The Bugler by Hello Buglers April 1, 2015

Weeping of the Bungles 

A sound that can be heard following any major loss by the Cincinnati Bengals. Thought to be caused by the constructive interference of over 2 million fans whining in unison. Sometimes the sound is said to to sound like actual crying. Other times, the sound seems to produce distinct phrases. Some of the most common phrases are “the Steelers are dirty”, “the refs cheated us”, and “this one may hurt more than____” (where, due to the team’s historic lack of tangible success, Bengals fans will recant one of many squandered opportunities ).

Indianapolis resident 1: Hey, do you hear that.
Indianapolis resident 2: It seems to be coming from the south, must be the weeping of the bungles again

Weeping of the Bungles by Casual939562 January 29, 2023

bungle the booce 

The act of taking a remote of some sort, and putting it up someone's butt

Would you like to bungle the booce with me?

bungle the booce by AllHailLucifer April 16, 2015

bungle in the jungle 

When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.

She was so hairy, I had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt.

bungle in the jungle by thedanirae May 6, 2014