man pouch 

Scrotum

She got me right in the man pouch

man pouch by wattsofpower March 3, 2009

Man Pouch 

When a father carries an infant in the front of his pants because his arms are sore. Like a kangaroo.

holy fecal material! Why is their a baby in your man pouch?

Man Pouch by Katharsis April 18, 2009

Man Pouch 

When a girl wears pants that are too big for her causing the crotch of the pants to be far too low, around the knee region.

Steph: Damn Gym teachers, they keep telling me my shorts are too short.

Amanda: They told everyone that!

Steph: They want us all to be rockin the man pouch! wearing guy's basketball shorts.

Man Pouch by Fickleloves September 30, 2009

poncho-man 

A person who never does what they say they will do and always has a crazy excuse.

I didn't make it to the pub because my dog pissed in my kitchen and caused a toxic reaction with the lino and I had to get the fire brigade in to rescue the dog from the tree where the resulting explosion had blown it. Its really what happened I'm not really poncho-man.

poncho-man by poncho-man January 2, 2009