Dear Jane'd

To get rid of a girl who refuses to break up with you by making her perform more and more heinous and utterly disgusting sexual acts, ultimately causing her to utter the phrase "you're using meeee"! Consequently, she initiates the break up, never to be heard from again.

I Dear Jane'd that clingy bitch by nutt smothering her while ramming a popsicle up her ass.

Dear Jane'd by Frank Cincella March 20, 2009

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Dear Jane

when you want to break up with your girlfriend and you write her a letter to tell her that the relationship or your love is over. the female version of Dear John or Dear John Letter

after waiting for days for him to show up, i got a Dear Jane letter from him, saying that everything was over and he was seeing someone else.

Dear Jane by plume June 11, 2006

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dear Jane letter

A letter from a man to a woman breaking off a love affair.

Deciding to write a "Dear Jane letter" may be very difficult for you, but if you truly cannot face the person you want to break it off with, then you must be brave and forge ahead.

dear Jane letter by Jean-Luc Dalmasso September 19, 2013

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Dear Jane by FreeHongKong8964 August 21, 2021

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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