Fiddley Nu

Short for 'Fiddling in the Nude'. A group activity where all participants get naked and proceed to fiddle with themselves and others around them in a sexual manner.

There is no limitation to the amount of people who can fiddley nu at any one time. Fiddley nu can even be conducted alone if necessary.

Simon: "Wanna get naked?"
Jono: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Simon: "Fiddley Nuuuuu!!!!"
Conor: "Wait for me! I want in on the fiddley nu too!"

Fiddley Nu by UrbanCondor March 4, 2009

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Fiddle Nuggets

Something you shout when you fuck up

*stubs toe*

FUCKUNG FIDDLE NUGGETS!

Fiddle Nuggets by ninjafishlover April 25, 2017

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Related Words

Fiddley Nu • Fiddle Nuggets • Fiddleyfuck • Fiddley doobing • fiddley-fart • FIDDLEY FLOP • fiddle • Fiddle Faddle • fiddler • Fiddler on the Roof

Fiddleyfuck

Like fiddlesticks, but badass.

Oh, fiddleyfuck -- my curtain is on fire!

Fiddleyfuck by Monkeybuttlove October 20, 2010

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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