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pirate head 

When receiving head, suddenly without warning, the "blowee" pushes down on the "blowers" head, forcing them to the base of the penis and thus causing them to gargle and "argh" like a pirate. If they wish the "blowee" may yell pirate slang at this point, i.e. "arg! take me seed wench! arg!"
After I used the pirate head maneuver on a boring blow job session last week my girlfriend now no longer enjoys Pirates of the Carribean as much. oh well, the pirate head was worth it. ARG!
pirate head by MrE_9P March 31, 2011
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Pirate head 

the act of temporarily blinding a girl in the ocular facial region with ejaculatory fluids, after which she performs fellatio with one or both eyes closed due to said blinding, emulating a facial expression similar to that of a pirate.
Carl and Steve were reluctant to hearing about Jimmy's one night stand with the fat chick from Popeye's, but as soon as they heard she gave pirate head they were all ears.
Pirate head by Chachtastic February 13, 2009

pirate headache 

A headache that takes place only behind one eye.
I've got a pirate headache behind me eye. Arrrrgh.

piratehead 

Player on EgoShooters, known for attacks when least expected. Dangerous player on first person shooter games such as planetside, counter-strike. Definatly watch out for this player, top of the leaderboard 9/10. One of Sweedens best gamer.
pirateheads Planetsides hidden 1 man army in Tr Empire
piratehead by Enigma12 September 22, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026