Flabbergastration 

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

Flabbergastration by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009

flabbergastation 

the act of being flabbergasted.

oh my gosh, i can't believe it!....
Don't bother me right now, I'm in the middle of flabbergastation.

flabbergastation by AppleJuice May 3, 2008

Flabbergasteration 

To express a person feeling flabbergasted

The boy is in a state of flabbergasteration

Flabbergasteration by Rnigger March 2, 2023

Flabbergastation 

A word that is taken from the word flabbergasted which means shocked or surprised so flabbergastation is the verb or act of flabbergasted.

"DUDE NO WAY!! FLABBERGASTATION 101"

Flabbergastation by Taehyun's wife February 6, 2023

Flabergastation 

When you are flabergasted to the EXTREME

ashley! this flabergastation is blowing my mind!

Flabergastation by Dino! October 5, 2010

Flabbergasturbation 

FLABBERGASTURBATION: the art of a man with a small penis using an obese woman's excess stomach skin (aka: flab) to masturbate. To reach the point of Flabbergasturbation one must truly enjoy masturbating into someones stomach flab, wrapping his penis in the stomach flab and thrusting until he thereby reaches an orgasm to good he becomes flabbergasturbated.

What's Shelly's number? I wanna get some flabbergasturbation!

Flabbergasturbation by TheFreakFairy June 7, 2011

flabbergastation 

it has no significant relation to gas stations
just EXTREMELY flabbergasted

"this bitch is so crazy, it left me flabbergastation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

flabbergastation by aaahhchew July 11, 2024