tube 

Idiot, innocent fool -- particularly a teenager.
Scots origin Glasgow urban slag

"See him he's a pure tube man !"
translates as "That chap is a proper fool"

tube by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004

tube 

london underground/metro/subway

fuck the tube, I have a car.

tube by blah December 15, 2003

tube 

Television

I feel like watching the tube

tube by Arya F April 3, 2003

tube 

Noun: A derisive and/or derogatory term for a Woman's vagina.

Dahveed: "Yo Emy, why'd you break-up with Jackie?"

Emy: "I was tired of banging her tube"

Dahveed: "Hey that brode is so hawt I wanna fuck her tube"

tube by Dahveed May 12, 2008

Tube 

A water bong, particularly one used to smoke marijuana.

You guys tryin' to rip a couple tubes after the mixer?

Tube by mp9124 April 19, 2006

TUBE 

Medical shorthand. Totally Unnecessary Breast Examination.

Female, 19, mild foot pain. 5ml sodium pentathol. TUBE.

TUBE by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007

tube 

1. A round, cylindical object.

2. The London Underground.

3. Medical term for a totally unneccesary breast examination, usually applied to the person asking for it.

1. "Pass me a tube of loo-roll."

2. "I'll take the Tube to work this morning."

3. "Dr Marsh, we have a TUBE fo you in ward three. Enjoy!"

tube by Mr Ben February 8, 2005