Skinney

A man who beats up innocent women. Also may be a man who has sex with several moms at once and may or may not have homosexual tendencies towards boys age 10 and under.

"Skinney really beat the crap out of me last night. I woke up with all these bruises i wonder where i got them. Probably from Skinney."

or

"Skinney really had a good gang bang with all our moms last night."

or

"I saw Skinney escorting some young boys into his Durango and I think we all know what hes gonna do them. Give them the Skinney."

Skinney by lizbliz February 1, 2009

Skinney Dipping 

Swimming in the nude. No swinsuit,naked

Dude! Lets go skinney dipping at night!

Skinney Dipping by Keelynn December 15, 2012

Scared Skinny 

To have dieted to the point of being unattractive, but ironically the dieter in question was only dieting to look MORE attractive.

To look like one has an eating disorder.

Beyond skinny-fat, this person is scared skinny, so as not to endure the pain of being labeled fat, lazy or repulsive, this person has went to extremes to reach an unattractively low weight that is neither healthy, sustainable or sexy in any way.

Example 1

DUDE #1: Did you see the chick that just walked by, she was hot!

DUDE #2: Are you kidding? She looked scared skinny.

DUDE #1: Oh that's right, you like your women bootylicious.

DUDE #2: And you like your women anorexic. Be a real man bro and learn how to handle a real woman!

Example 2

Award-winning playwright and author Mary Dimino claims to have been "Scared Skinny" in her New York International Fringe solo show and best selling book.

Scared Skinny by PacePPR April 16, 2013

National Skinnydipping Day 

August 13th~it's Real! When I can't do the real thing, I dip my foot in the wading pool & flash my boobs! I wonder how many people know about this holiday.

National Skinnydipping Day is Real & many people participate.

National Skinnydipping Day by Starchylde May 21, 2016

SWINNEY 

The hole that you put your foot in.

Logan : Hey man, what's the hole on your shoes?
Dylan : Oh, you mean an eyelet?
Logan : Nah nah, the big hole that you put your foot in.
Dylan : Oh, that's the Swinney.

SWINNEY by footenthusiast6 May 14, 2021

Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.

While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.

Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

Jeff Skinner jackpot 

When a professional athlete has an anomolously strong season (akin to Brady Anderson's 50 home run 1996 season) right before their contract ends, resulting in their next contract ridiculously overpaying them.

“Yeah, he’s in the last year of his NHL contract and is on pace for a 40 goal season. I’d call that a Jeff Skinner jackpot.”

Jeff Skinner jackpot by TK2000 October 28, 2023