Clos 

An intelligent and complex creature with a legendary appetite for alcohol and women. He is fascinating and lovable but can be dangerous, especially when given weapons.

"What the hell happened to you?"
"I ran into a drunken Clos wielding a hatchet"

Clos by di lemma January 30, 2009

Clos 

An affordable but classy boxed wine made in the Chilean valleys of Pirque. Comes in four varieties, suitable for any occasion. May not be approved by the French.

Keeping it clossy.

Damn Capresha how much clos you hittin up these days?!

The clos went down smoothly as he lay his rough hands on her delicate breasts.

Clos by Latinstallion January 9, 2014

Le Clos 

Le Clos is a case where you are getting anal sex and as your partner pulls out, a little bit of turd falls out your anus. This could be from the smalles little rosebud to a bigger lot of turd.

Jack told me how his ex-girlfriend had a real bad case of Le Clos!

Le Clos by Jahsohn October 16, 2010

Golden Closet Films 

The film director pseudonym for Jeon Jungkook (of BTS)
abbreviated as GCF
(golden may refer to Jungkook's role in the group as the 'golden maknae')

"Hey, did you see Golden Closet Films In Tokyo on BangtanTV?"
"Yes! I thought the cinematography was incredible, and he caught Jimin very well."
"I can't wait till he helps to make a music video"

Golden Closet Films by 천사 유산 November 17, 2017

Closet Weeb 

Closet Weeb - A weeb/weebs madly obsessed with anime and they don't admit to other people that they are in-fact weebs.

Brandon was enjoying another episode of Bible Black with his dany body pillow . His friend Dumala asked him the next day "Hey Ronald! are you a weeb?" Brandon responded saying "I don't care about anime at all" even though he watches it all the time. Dumala then said "you sure you aren't a closet weeb Little Ronald?" Brandon responded saying "I'm not one of them"

Closet Weeb by ProudestWeebEver May 9, 2017

Clit Closet 

Clit closet, a mental collection of images for women to masterbate too. The female version of the spank bank.

Jane put the image of Barney Stinson with his shirt off in her clit closet.

Clit Closet by Barry DeBeers January 10, 2014

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.

I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.

closeface by the only m November 5, 2012