1. A young bamf, since he is not yet fully fledged and bamfletous, will settle for being mildly invulnerable as opposed to completely badass, and will fuck your sister instead of your mother, or will steal your watch/jar of toenail clippings/baby instead of your dignity/street cred/family fortune.
2. Chuck Norris as a young lad. (Note: when enacting bamfletry, refrain from using the word 'lad', as it is not bamfletous)
2. Chuck Norris as a young lad. (Note: when enacting bamfletry, refrain from using the word 'lad', as it is not bamfletous)
Look at that bamflet, he's short, and he's stealing that guy's baby!
Some bamflet stole my watch, my baby, and my baby's watch, WHILE fucking my sister!
Some bamflet stole my watch, my baby, and my baby's watch, WHILE fucking my sister!
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Bamflet • baffletated • Baffletility • bamfetry • bamfette • BAMFLEX • bamlet • Barflete • Barflette
noun: The hypnotic, speechless state of absolute confusion, into which two or more persons may find themselves in. This is usually upon the mutual realisation that every party involved in a scenario is indeed baffled.
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
Alternatively, the term is sometimes used when defining or describing one's state of mind. This is easily noticeable as the subject portrays certain, telling facial expressions, for example; the 'jaw drop,' the 'squinted eyes and pressed lips' combination, the 'eyes wide eyebrow raise' or the infamous 'about to speak, doesn't know what to say, ends up looking like a goldfish with their mouth wide open.'
In the usual sense of mutual bafflement:
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
"Did anyone understand what just happened?"
Silence, a few jaws drop and squinted eyes, nothing unexpected.
"Umm guys…is everyone else in total Baffletility right now,"
Usually followed by a chorus of "Dude.." or "Woah…"
To describe someone's state of mind:
A young lad has just found out that his parents are in fact related, sits quietly, doesn't quite know what to do, mouth slightly open and staring into blank space. No-one should interfere at this point…
"Son, are you in Baffletility right now…"
In this case the silence would be expected to last for 10-12 minutes before utter breakdown ensues.
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Get the bamfette mug.A combination derived from the Latin root acronym "BAMF," which stands for "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" and the "LEX" being a direct relation to the San-script "Complex." Together, the two form an almost unutterable word of epic proportions, identifying any specific noun (most often a person) with a "Bad Ass Mother Fucker Complex," or BAMFLEX.
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