Kiel

Has been called the destroyer of worlds, the kicker of elves. Powerful yet merciful. Kiel, the most intense and awesome name ever to have graced an individual, has been known to solve problems by destroying both parties and taking their turf. A lyrical genius and a true renaissance man. Scientology is the only true way for a Kiel.

Being that it was the last name of the man who played Jaws in the James Bond movies, all claims on the name Kiel can only go to the truly deserving.

Kiel, the kicker of elves, quit the band to pillage a town.

Kiel by Geroge McFly February 4, 2010

kiel

the kick ass duke; prolly the most awesomest name ever

One day I hope to be kiel status.

kiel by potatoes on my taint August 10, 2006

Kiel

the hottest guy ever who loves being tickled till he pees his pants; enjoys baking cookies in his spare time :P
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend

Did you hear Kiel baked cookies with his girlfriend last night??!!

Kiel by snickerdoodles January 18, 2009

Kiel

Kiel
/K-eye-L/
Pro-Noun
Sexy Thic Booty loving Superhero, who’s powers come from eating Breakfast foods.

Comic books series; exemplify him has a “Master of Bitches”, a modern day Super pimp, a role model for all y’all niggas!

Marvel has purchased movie rights and will begin filming Summer 2019.

Damn! Kiel sure loves his bitches and breakfast burritos!

Kiel by Benevolent WM March 19, 2019

Kiel

A tall weeabo who watches Hentai and is a white boi. He destroyed half the universe with his acne and is the child predator

Look at that it’s Kiel

Kiel by Loli6969 December 19, 2018

Kiel

he's so cute uwu

kiel tall

Kiel by jammie xo December 2, 2019

Kiel

An 18 year old man that dances like a gorilla whilst in clubs. Women usually have the tendancy to become entranced by his moves causing immitation.

He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.

"I was watching Kiel dance last night. He moves like a gorilla man! I liked it ;)"

Kiel by Dwayne from Lodge Farm October 18, 2008