Kantening
"Sorry about Kantening in the bathroom. At least it all went in the toilet. I've mastered that art. "
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Kittening
"Does your cat Jack usually kneed and suckle on fluffy blankets like that?"
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
"Oh, Jack and Sidney do behaviors like that all the time, they are just kittening. Like earlier today they were both trying to cuddle and sleep in the bathroom sink, but they don't reasonably fit in there anymore. They are just performing kitten-like behavior, kittening per se."
Kanyeing
When someone interrupts you in the middle of something important. You're just trying to say your thing and someone has to go and be all drunk, drama queen on your ass.
"Im so excited for winning this award. Its my first ...."
"Hey man Im just want to say that ..."
"DUDE! Stop Kanyeing me!"
"Hey man Im just want to say that ..."
"DUDE! Stop Kanyeing me!"
Kanyeing by Todd N'Erection September 16, 2009
Eugene Kanning
An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
Eugene Kanning by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009
Kitening
Kitening by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018
Karening
If we’re all Karening each other we will never get along. Nobody’s perfect, we all fall short. Be cool. Give the benefit of the doubt - and catch yourself from Karening. We’re all in this together.
Karening by ThisAintHim June 4, 2020
Kantingoo
Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.