slapmaster 

a device used for the rapid stricking of the operators choising.

warm up the slapmaster billy we going to catch me a big turkey roast.

slapmaster by oddmusicseeker November 21, 2003

slapmaster 

the divice used to erode the for skin on a face of ones pirsnil self in grand mothers filth spreding with wiped donky slaps, "gladdes get the slap master, we will go sloughtermiering

snap my back beef cake with the massive bleading to auntie flore mat's muffler

slapmaster by poooman December 2, 2003

swagmaster3000 

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.

"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

swagmaster3000 by Captain America March 6, 2015

Swagmaster. 

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.

kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."

Swagmaster. by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

Safmaster 

The coolest person in the world. There is only one of them and they are the most amazing person you will ever meet. It is an honor to look them in the eye.

1: "Woah, that guy's amazing! Who is he?"
2: "That's the one and only Safmaster! Bow down to him!"

Safmaster by hurdur123 January 25, 2011

Slamster 

A cross between a slut and a hamster that just cannot help her self when confronted by a male gerbil.

Jon the gerbil: Hi
Isabelle: fuck me
Jon: what I'm a gerbil
Isabelle: I don't care. I hear gerbils have big Hairy schlongs.
Jon: Bit of a Slamster then.

Slamster by Frog eyes January 2, 2012

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018