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A creature prone to death, destruction and violence. Known for there love of blood and flesh, Cokeslo's are regarded as the most demonic creatures walking the earth, they are naturally white, however may turn red after taking in a certain ammount of blood. If you do ever see a Cokeslo, be advised, they are prone to rip, rend, and tear flesh.
It is advised to never come in contact with a Cokeslo, however if you do, there is ways to protect yourself.
1: Wear religious apparel. Cokeslo's hate purity and light, and stray from it.
2: Hide. This is the most simple step, because of a Cokeslo's tiny sense for anything except death, it is very easy to hide from them, if need be.
3: Do not run, they smell blood.
If you do ever end up with a Cokeslo, do not run, they smell Blood, it is useless, however Cokeslo's if having filled with blood, cannot fly.
So i have warned you.
Never cross paths with a Cokeslo, or face certain death.
Oh my! There's a Cokeslo in that tree! HIT THE DECK!


"This is 911, what is your emergency"?
"There is a Cokeslo in my house"!
*hangs phone up*
Cokeslo by dafads December 17, 2008

Chimpy Cokespoon 

George W. Bush. He looks like a chimpanzee and is said to have used cocaine back when he was an AWOL alcoholic draft dodger during the Vietnam War.
As soon as Chimpy Cokespoon was inaugurated in 2001, our nation's long period of peace and prosperity was over.
Chimpy Cokespoon by PMax February 12, 2008
Related Words

cokeblocked

When one is prevented from doing coke, due to the vicinity of other people who do not support the habit.
ibot tried snorting a few lines however the sudden appearance of moderators cokeblocked her efforts
cokeblocked by Elevator July 29, 2007

CokeLore 

A myth or rumor that involves Coca Cola.
Little mickey was killed from the Coca Cola commericials when he drank a combination of poprocks and Coca Cola. This cokelore myth was proven fake and "little Mickey" is still alive today.
CokeLore by Undergroundoga April 14, 2009
A further progression of slore = slutty whore. If the girl is particularly skanky she's a coleslore. (From coleslaw).
Goddamn, that girl ain't a slore, she's a coleslaw!
or
She thinks she's so hot, but she ain't nothing but a coleslore!
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026