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Googleblast 

To makeout and fingerblast a girl, when suddenly things turn sour and she begins to throw up on herself as well as you.
James: Bro, so I was hooking up with this one girl and while I was finger pounding her pussy, she started to throw up ALL OVER ME.
Jorge: DUUUDE, you just got googleblasted!!!
Googleblast by UCFPhi March 12, 2010

googlebong 

The sound one makes when using google and finding exactly what you were searching for in the very first link shown. This noise has no precise sound and can be made extremely personal. It can also be followed by, but not limited to: sweet, owned, awesome, woot, holla, cha-ching, oh yeah, groovy.
After enter in the search, "My New Haircut" in google, Billy Bob yelled out a loud googlebong followed by an even louder "PROTEIN!!" and was immediately escorted out of the library.
googlebong by scrak a bees January 17, 2008

Googlebated 

When you get suckered into googling random shit to prove a point.
My father in law Googlebated me by stating Native Americans couldn't grow beards.
Googlebated by Diabos January 30, 2016

googlebanger 

n. egregious internet clutterer
rachel is a googlebanger.
googlebanger by ruthiegirl January 1, 2008

googlebomb 

The act of manipulating Google search engine results by having hundreds of sites link to a specific site using deceiving keywords.
Google "miserable failure" and you'll get the bio of George W. Bush...he's a victim of a googlebomb.
googlebomb by FA July 4, 2004

Googlebeck 

Friend 1: hey Jimmy, bet you don't know who the premiership's top goal scoring midfielder was for the 02/03 season?

Friend 2: hmmm I'm not sure ( Jimmy checks google) probably Scholes, Harry kewell and Robert Pires

Friend 1: Yes, all three were joint top scoring midfielders that season, did you google it?
when you pretend to know the answer to something, often sporting trivia, but in reality you have just googled it so you get called googlebeck because you have been googlebecking for so long, you little googlebecker
Googlebeck by mushroom clearance February 25, 2020