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Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

Constipated 

Me: Doctor! I think i'm constipated.
Doctor: What did you eat?
Me: Really nothing but i did shove flex tape up my ass.
Morgan Freeman: And the moral here is.. Don't shove flex tape up your ass

consistence 

Acting the same way every time; never changing up on someone or something.
I applied for a job and I haven't heard back from them, but I'm calling them everyday and showing consistence to let them know I really want the job.
consistence by Ladibug39 December 2, 2017

Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.
STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"
Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

Italian consulate 

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.
I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.