Duck arsed 

When a cigerette or joint is made wet by the mouth of the previous toker when passed around.

From the saying "as wet as a duck's arse", usually performed by inexperienced or intoxicated smokers.

Guy1: "There you go man."
Guy2: "Thanks."
...
Guy2: "Eurgh, dude. You've fucking duck arsed this thing."

Duck arsed by hyphon2k8 February 22, 2009

Duck Arse 

When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp

Also applies when smoking more taboo substances

Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead

Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again

Duck Arse by JacobM July 1, 2010

Duck Arse 

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

Duck Arse by T-DawG November 23, 2004

Duck Arse 

Derogatory term used for a man who has wronged a woman in any way. Usually towards ones husband...

I made myself a plate of dinner and when I came back he had eaten it... He is such a Duck Arse!!!

Duck Arse by egggman October 15, 2010

wigwam for a duck's arse! 

It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.

Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.

Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?

"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..

wigwam for a duck's arse! by ChinatownJoe May 17, 2010

Duck's Arse 

A term used for tightness in both physical and financial terms.

Can be used to describe an eye wateringly tight vagina, or batty hole. Also can be used to describe a person who is not willing to part with their money.

"she was as tight as a duck's arse"
"that bastard is as tight as a duck's arse"

Duck's Arse by JACK_LEWIS December 31, 2009

Lame Arse Duck 

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

Lame Arse Duck by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019