The Muffin Man
A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
The Muffin Man by Stinky July 19, 2003
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The Muffin Man
A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
The Muffin Man by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017
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The Muffin Man
A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
The Muffin Man by Juke McKones May 29, 2011