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Pedofail

A phenomenon that occurs when a person over the age of consent engages in sexual intercourse with a person believed to also be over the age of consent, but later found to be a minor. The deception can occur multiple ways: the minor never discloses his/her age; the minor lies about his/her age; the perpetrator eyeballs the minor and deduces from the minor's physical features that he/she is over the age of consent; or most commonly, both persons become quite shitfaced and ignore age altogether.

A play on the word pedophile.

A pedofail that results in the arrest of the perpetrator can also be referred to as an epic pedofail.
Guy A: I finally boned Steve's sister last night.

Guy B: You know she's 15 right?

*Silence*

Guy B: Pedofail.
by Cali Cardoza February 3, 2009
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pedofail

A pedophile who always fails miserably in his/her attempts to attract children.
Old guy: Hey... how's about yall visit me sometime for some popsicles... age doesn't matter to me... I just love the children...
Kids: Err... no thanks (Whisper) What a pedofail
Other kids: Twat
by uniPORN March 13, 2009
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PedoFAIL

A PedoFAIL is paedophile who has been arrested for paedophilia and has failed.
The fucking PedoFAIL got caught in my kids bedroom.
by ZVK January 21, 2009
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pedofile

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell
the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class
by Damn Straight January 26, 2005
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V.I.Pedofile

Any celebrity who is generally considered to be,or convicted of being a Pedofile.
Most V.I Pedofiles exploit their celebrity status in order to do so.
Watkins, Savile, Jacko ect.
"Hey did you see the news about Rolf Harris "?

"Yeah. I had no idea he was a V.I.Pedofile !"
by Nordic Badger February 21, 2014
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pedofile

A computer file containing child pornography.
His PC is full of pedofiles.
by Mr.Bukakke June 1, 2006
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Pedofile

A file on a computer that pedos use to store and save their child porn.
Uncle George "This pedofile has 455 MB! It's almost full. I'll have to start a new one soon."
by Hitlers Yeast Infection October 13, 2007
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