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cobra commander 

the dominate male
clearly zack fights like a fucking (cobra commander)
cobra commander by turbos July 1, 2010

cobra commander 

a series of several rapid tongue lashes to an anus followed by a violent insertion of fingers while screaming "COBRA"
After a fine dinner and walk on the beach, I gave Lindsay a cobra commander
cobra commander by TinoFett June 11, 2006

Cobra Commander 

Leader of evil crime syndicate COBRA in the GIJOE cartoon series of the 80s. His face is always covered, at first with a hood, and then by wa variety of helmets as the series progressed.
If only Cobra Commander listened to Dr. Mindbender's advice he would have suceeded in destroying GIJOE.
Cobra Commander by DB January 13, 2005

Cobra commander 

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
Cobra commander by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026