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Vlak Vukovic (1912 - 1996) was one of the most well-known Yugoslav scientists of his time and a dissident anti-communist. He was born to a Serbian peasant family in what is today Krajina, Croatia.

Vlak's most well-known theory is "The Law of the Representation of Vlak".

Vlak stated that If you do something (s) with a certain number (n) of possibilities, something with absolutely no connection to anything (x) will occur.

Unfortunately, his theory was never believed until his death.
Vlak survived the First World War, fought in the Second World War, survived Ustasha concentration camps, communist persecution, yet continued to dissent even though he was imprisoned and tortured several times. He survived the Yugoslav civil war and continued to be healthy.

He moved to Belgrade in 1996 and in the same year, died in a bicycle accident as he was going to a donut shop.
vlak by Der Meister November 5, 2003
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It is full but not awful. There are many vlagalishte in it. People use it when they want to travel from the beautiful big city Asenovgrad to selo Plovdiv. It is also used when you want to say you feel very bad
Penka: How are you, Stoichi
Stoichi: I am going to throw myself in front of the vlak ( shte se hvurlq pred vlaka)
vlak by Dve madami i edin gei November 29, 2018

vlakia/vlakies 

vlakia~ (pronounced vláh-kee-ya) vlakia/vlakies is a greek word that translates to any and all of these terms: ~shenanigans, ridiculousness, stupidity, nonsense, idiocy, foolishness, tomfoolery, silliness, goofiness~
but it really can be used for the most random things. it can be put anywhere in a sentence- used as a verb, adjective, noun, pronoun, adverb, anything you want. and you can even call or refer to someone as a vlakia.

vlakia is used for a singular object, person, place, etc.. but vlakies is for anything plural. there really is no difference between them and the best part is you can really use it in any scenario.
vlakia/vlakies is anything ridiculous or a shenanigan

“Did you see Maria flirting with all those boys?”

“Yeah ew I know she’s a vlakia”

“I can’t believe there’s no air condition in this place”

“Yeah it’s such a vlakia”

*Car stops abruptly in front of you*
“WHAT THE VLAKIA WAS THAT!”

“Do you like any of these toys?”
“No they’re all vlakies!”

*Stubs toe*
“Ugh vlakia”

*You miss a foul shot*
(mumbles under breath): “vlakies.”

“Oh I miss that vlakia Nick he’s so funny”

*Stomach hurts*
What is this vlakia.”

*Watches Hanna B on bachelorette for two seconds*
“EW hanna! Jed is such a vlakia what the heck. Tyler isn’t a vlakia at all so pick him you vlakia!”

“UGH! This vlakia phone keeps bugging. I need a new one”
vlakia/vlakies by vlakies August 24, 2019
Vlakas means stupid in Greek language, synonym is Malakas
How stupid r u ? Poso vlakas eisai ?
You are stupid! Eisai vlakas!
vlakas by Stallion81 May 12, 2006

vlakyrie 

a person who is unable to come up with good dnd names
Vlakyrie, why did you name him Ob?
"It's short for Obnixilus!"
vlakyrie by OakleafGangRiseUp February 8, 2021
Whiny 15-year-old who will do anything for attention.
That little vlakrodos is broke his bunkbed when we didn't let him play outside.
vlakrodos by Sekani January 28, 2003