Shirt Bail 

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

Shirt Bail by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

Shirtballs 

When a person is wearing a unfavorably tight shirt forcing their belly to protrude over their trousers, similar to a pair of dangling balls.

"Pardon me, sir... Seems as if your Shirtballs have slipped out again..."

Shirtballs by Racer XXX February 3, 2019

Skirtbail 

(Adjective) when you trip on your skirt.

She skirtbailed on the sidewalk.

Skirtbail by Your-Bovine May 1, 2020

Shitbail 

Shitbailing is a delicate process of running as fast as one can away from an awkward situation. One must call out Shitbail! before running.

When a man is having sexual relations with a female for the fun of it, believing there are no strings attached and the female asks to "Take it to the next level." (having a relationship that might mean something) the man must proceed to shout out "SHITBAIL" as loud as possible and run the hell away.

Shitbail by Ben and Paul July 24, 2008

Holy forking shirtballs

A saying, commonly used by Eleanor Shellstrop from "The Good Place. " The "fork" and "shirt" represent fuck and shit respectively, as swearing is not allowed in The Good Place

"Holy forking shirtballs... we're in the Good Place!"

Holy forking shirtballs by Fandom_Hopper May 22, 2026