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farknard 

1. (n) an extremely stupid person in the phillipines.
2. (v) acting in a stupid way in the phillipines.
Hey Josh, look at that farknard put his tongue on that stick! so stupid!
farknard by bernme December 3, 2007
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farkward 

Refers to both the direction and style of walking after one has shart one's self.
1. She clenched and shuffled farkwardly towards the exit.
2. He moved farkward with great trepedation knowing the smell would soon follow.
farkward by hategravy September 19, 2009

Fartnard 

Someone who is adorable and loving.
Come here you little fartnard
Fartnard by Thenibblet September 11, 2016

farktard 

George W. Bush is such a Farktard he thinks that the war in Iraq ended before it even began.
farktard by Lisa Smith May 6, 2004

FarkNads 

Its a word that sums up all the things you want to say when you sit on your balls. Kindof like blurting out "FUCK!"
1 haha have a seat bro. 2 FARKNADS 1 awww dude i heard a crunch!
FarkNads by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010
Teacher: "Class the test is 50 questions. You have 25 minutes to finish."
Student: "Farknart"
farknart by The_Sharkeisha February 20, 2014