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Tabloid Junkie 

Someone who believes anything from the Tabloids, even believing the stupidest of rumors without any proof. People like this usually have a low IQ, and can't think for themselves.
Just because you read it in a magazine
Or see it on the TV screen
Don't make it factual
- Michael Jackson, Tabloid Junkie
Tabloid Junkie by R.P.O'ed December 17, 2008
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Sugar Junkie 

A person who have a SERIOUS sugar addiction.

Sugar junkies are commonly found among computer geeks,couch potatoes,and fat people,but anyone can become a slave under the sweet goodness of sugar.
"I tried to give up sugar compleatly last week,i ended up shaking on the sofa,to weak to move,and with tears rolling down my cheeks.Im such a sugar junkie!Is there some kind of rehab for sugar addictions?"
Sugar Junkie by electrogiirl October 24, 2008

Preset Junkies 

A phrase used to define a large group of music producers that use presets for their music
"If youre not careful, this could happen to you"
(sick wob buildup)
"YOURE ALL PRESET JUNKIES"
(SICK WOBS)
Preset Junkies by snanadaswsychwayer February 13, 2017

Junkie Whore 

A girl who's addicted substance abuse and unprotected sex. She usually has sociopath tendency and doesn't realize who she has sex with due to being intoxicated. She doesn't have a drug of choice , its whatever is available. Gets pregnant a lot and as abortion scares to prove it. Likes anything that anyone is talking and gets there pinky finger bitten off by an alligator. May have Hep from shooting up, can't trust them ever.
Melissa is fun to hangout with but Miss Sutton is a junkie whore
Junkie Whore by #TS October 24, 2015

Java Junkie 

The common ship name for Luke/Lorelai in the TV show Gilmore Girls. Sometimes abbriviated to JJ.
Person 1: Christopher and Lorelai belong together!

Person 2: What are you on? Luke is the greatest. I'm a java junkie all the way!
Java Junkie by sunshinegirl64 October 23, 2008

Junkie Mission 

Is to do some thing only a junkie would do. Often crazy drawn out tasks to get high. This inclueds any task to obtain money or drugs, Such as stealing or lookin for some one to get high with.
Cody's was on a god dam junkie mission,he walked 26 miles to get a bag of weed last night.

Josh: Wheres Your sister?
Jeff: Probably on a junkie mission.
Junkie Mission by Mtownjw August 16, 2009