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give 'em the skids 

-phrase
1. with motivational intentions.
2. residual fecal matter remaining attached to a toilet bowl post flushing.
sometimes you just got to get out there, do your best, and give 'em the skids!
give 'em the skids by m.gutz May 12, 2011

greasing the skids 

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.
That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.
Skype AIDS. When your internet connection is so shitty, that it causes other people in your skype calls to crash, force reboots, or otherwise have a generally shitty skype experience from hearing random gunshots, to reverb from hell.
Deru, what the fuck, your internet connection has given me skAIDS. Skype is no longer working. Pull the screwdriver out of your router and reconnect.
skaids by ZadeTheDestroyer December 3, 2013

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"
skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey are you a skid?
Guy 2: Yes I am, cuz I spend my whole life on hackforums

Example 2:
Guy 1: Those people on hackforums are a bunch of skids
Skids by iPodWoman123 October 9, 2012

Front Skids 

The mark left by a penis, when extracted from an anus and placed back into underwear. Brown/Dark green fecal matter inside the front of a man’s underwear. Usually 2' inches in length with a potent smell.
After me and Marilyn made love i came across a suspicious mark in the front of my underwear I came to the conclusion it was front skids.