smowl
V. A contraction combining the words "smoke" and "bowl" referring to the act of smoking a bowl of marijuana.
smowl by StillSurfacing June 22, 2008
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boke a smowl
a spoonerism for 'smoke a bowl' when there's non-stoners/narcs listening.
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room
the weederism version is 'bowl a smoke'
yes, you can combine the two: 'smowl a boke' if, like, your parents are in the room
boke a smowl by kahda July 20, 2004
Smollett
Hiring people to kick your ass so you can make yourself into a fake victim, hoping to become impossible to fire from your job.
You better make sure you cover all your bases if you pull a Smollett, otherwise you'll get found out.
Smollett
... disambiguation... (see Drama )
To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
To not cover your tracks properly, or to do something purely for the Drama.
"4. Claiming to have experienced negative events that are highly implausible."
Smollett was a TV series 'Empire' actor who staged a false attack on himself, hiring 2 Nigerian brothers, he claimed to be Trump supporters, to hang a noose around his neck and pour gasoline on him for $3500, claiming it was a racist, homophobic attack. Police found out it was a staged attack, and arrested him for making a false report.
You can't be Smolletting yourself in a climate like this.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
I hope you got rid of the evidence, otherwise you'll be Smolletted.
She didn't really loose her keys, she's just just Smolletting for the vine.
Smollett by realsomejuan February 21, 2019