Dooshus

Adjective used when someone is acting or behaving like a doosh, douche, dooshbag, or douchebag whichever your prefer. In essence super dumb.

Joe: Hey whats good?
Dude: Not much just chillin'.
Joe: Oh aight, so you tryna watch a movie?
Dude: Nah my eyes hurt.
Joe: You tryna drink some beer?
Dude: Nah I'm good, tryna cut back on that.
Joe: Ok.. you tryna go cruise for some ladies?
Dude: Nah I'm gonna go home cuz I gotta do a lot of stuff.
(It's friday night.)
Joe: Stop bein' dooshus, c'mon.

Dooshus by B. Hukmani June 17, 2008

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Dooshsnozzle

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

Dooshsnozzle by Ms. VM December 2, 2007

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Dooshus • domshusband • doophus • dooshass • Dooshsnozzle • doshus

doshus

Something that is great; better than awesome.

That girl looks doshus!

doshus by Kenny Borom December 16, 2007

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dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".

{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end

dooshes by Telephony June 1, 2016