A cool guy the loves to skeet on everyone he meets. Animals are not excluded un fortunatly. He enjoys all types of skeet for example warm skeet frozen skeet and his favorite green skeet. He loves jiggly dicks and jiggly balls and always has a chod up his ass. He greets you by saying '' whats up main you want some chod''. His favorite place to get skeeted on is his eyes.
"Damn.. that's a mean farskeen, look at that wrinkle"
"That's the farthest skeen I've ever seen"
"That's a mean wrinkle of faaarrrrrr"
"Good from a far, far from a skeen" (an unrelated, absurd, assessment of a persons attractiveness loosely stemming this word)