schover 

A "she" comb-over. When a woman combs the hair on the top of her head over the top to either cover a bald spot or she's trying to have cool bangs but fails.

I went to wal-mart to see the prostetots with their celebutant wanna-be schovers.

schover by 814icaj May 8, 2008

shoverk

A very messed up shovel. Can also be used as an adjective to describe a shovel, and also as an insult or a compliment.

Bob:He has a very messed up shoverk.
Susan: He has a large shoverk.
Dan:Her face looks like a shoverk shovel.

shoverk by Foolish Person December 14, 2021

Scholera 

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

Scholera by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

Schevers 

A totally hot blonde girl with a killer body and a gorgeous face.

Erin was the hottest girl I'd ever seen. She could have been in Playboy if she'd wanted to. What a Schevers!

Schevers by Wiseman July 11, 2006

scholera 

The condition in which a person becomes too smart for their own good.

"Steve would have more friends if he didn't suffer from Scholera"

scholera by BUnko January 11, 2008

The Shover Robot 

He pushes bread down their throats. He is here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.

He is inferior.
-The Pusher Robot

The Shover Robot by Mattersy April 24, 2004

duh-scovery 

A scientific discovery that is completely obvious to the rest of the world, such as that sugar cereal makes kids hyper, or that people don't exercise enough.

Scientists made a major duh-scovery today, revealing that those who eat salads and raw vegetables with salad dressing have considerably higher levels of vitamins C, E, B6, and folic acid.

duh-scovery by martica April 24, 2007