someone who comes to a party or to hang out with nothing to offer, acting like everyone owes him something. this is often accompanied by attempts to make you feel guilty and/or intimidated. they never will pay you back nor will they ever accept the fact that they are a SHITHAWK.
shithawks can often be seen bumming smokes at train stations in flocks of three or more.

a group of shithawks is known as a shitstorm; as they work together to strip you of every drop of liquor and ever cigarette you own.

Guy 1: "hey who took my last beer?"

Guy 2: " think it was that shithawk over there!"

Guy 1: "isn't it funny how whenever we light up a smoke, peter shows up out of nowhere"
Guy 2: "yeah man, he's a total shithawk!"

Guy 1: "oh shit! i think i see a shitstorm coming!"
Guy 2: "shit! hide the liquor!"
Shithawk: "hey man do you have a smoke? i'll pay you back when i get a pack (never)"
Guy 1: "yeah right shithawk."

Shithawk by Shithunter March 29, 2010

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Shithawk

A word used to describe the biggest douche bag at your school.

"Hey where's Joey?" "I don't know, I hate that shithawk."

Shithawk by PurpleNiggaDrank69 December 10, 2013

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shithawk

A species of bird who has a prediliction for shitting on people's heads. Usually either a seagull or a pigeon.

As soon as you pull out a picnic the shithawks arrive!

First that big shithawk grabbed your hotdog and for thanks it pooped on your head! LOL

shithawk by wetcoastbirdman February 15, 2010

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An individual who swarms you, and will not leave you alone. Constant pestering from individual leaves them to be guilty of the act, 'shithawking'.

"Dude, she was shithawkin' me all night, I couldn't get away from her."

shithawk by DwheelerJ October 24, 2006

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