Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008

Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

slomming

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010