laosh! 

For many, laosh! is thought to be simply a meaningless phrase hollered by hooligans living in Newton, MA during boring high school seminars. But in reality, laosh! stands as one of our nation's most fundamental principles. Commonly defined as "the end of a crest toothpaste tube where the ends get really sharp and are practically a knife," deeper research has shown that laosh! not only means this but also holds the secret to immortality and infinity. Laosh! represents the past, the present, and the forever future. Laosh! is time, it is smell, touch, sight, hearing, and taste, all wrapped into one goody bag. Rumor has it the "sixth sense" is actually laosh! as well, but don't tell that to Bruce Willis. Laosh! out bros!

Snoop Dogg: Yo my doo-doo Doc Dre, get at me real quick.
Dre: Is something bothering you my dizzle?
Snoop Dogg: I was just laoshing! at the pool my brotha and your girl she gets in my grill. What is that laosh! my dude?
Dre: I'm a plaosh that ho.

laosh! by Ethan The Dude February 4, 2008

Laosh! 

An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh

Maor: "hey, professor Covarrubiaosh, i dont understand the ideal gas Laosh"
Ethan: "Laosh!"
Mr Covarrubiaosh: "just read the book hydrodynamicaosh by Daniel BernoulLaosh"
Ari: "i have a question"
Mr Covarrubias: "yes?"
Ari: "Laosh!"

Timmy: "hey, i heard Noeme is giving out Blaoshjobs in the back of her Toyota Laosh Cruiser"
Dan: "Plaosh!"

Laosh! by Maor Cohen February 1, 2008

laosh 

An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh

An onomatopoeia that many consider to be the most versatile word/ syllable in the english language. Can be used as a suffix, prefix, verb, noun, adjective, adverb, preposition, conjunction or interjection.
Frequently used by high schoolers in Newton, MA in order to make boring classes interesting.
Etymology: a combination of the lyric "my music is where I'd like you to taush" (from the infamous song by CSS "Music is my hot, hot sex") and the southeastern asian country Laos. when joined together, they form Laosh!
It is interchangeable with plaosh

Maor: "hey, professor Covarrubiaosh, i dont understand the ideal gas Laosh"
Ethan: "Laosh!"
Mr Covarrubiaosh: "just read the book hydrodynamicaosh by Daniel BernoulLaosh"
Ari: "i have a question"
Mr Covarrubias: "yes?"
Ari: "Laosh!"

Timmy: "hey, i heard Noeme is giving out Blaoshjobs in the back of her Toyota Laosh Cruiser"
Dan: "Plaosh!"

laosh by Francesca Furman February 4, 2008

SACK-LASH 

This is the act of hitting your testicles in somebodys face. Sacklash can also mean when you hit your dick in someones face and it leaves a mark such as a cum mark caused by pre-come from the penis.

The art of performing the perfect sack-lash is to swing your penis or balls quickly in a sideways motion until you hit the other persons face, or any other part of the body. If done while pre-cumming or upon ejaculation, then the perfect sack-lash mark can be achieved

My wife decided to tease me, so i gave her sack-lash and she got a cum mark on her face, in her eye, on her kneck and belly. this was a perfect sack-lash

SACK-LASH by OZ ZY OZ April 22, 2008

ghetto losh 

The act of applying ghetto losh entails the following: a ghetto male or female finds themselves in need of some relief from their ashy skin. In this instance, said ghetto male or female applies copious amounts of ghetto losh, an elixir also known as water, to their ashy skin. Happiness ensues. Caution: not nearly as effective as white people lotion or Vaseline. So basically, it's water...

"Yo my nigga my elbows be ashy af! Hit me up wit some losh!"

"Na I ain't got none. Hit up the sink for some high quality ghetto losh!"

ghetto losh by Olizabeth February 7, 2014

cum lash 

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

cum lash by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash 

“This game blows!”-Scott Wozniak, dinner partier.

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash isn’t as good as Gex

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash by 58319 August 5, 2020