pondula 

A major problem

Teaching President Bush how to speak
proper English would be a pondula.

pondula by Barbara Wolfinger October 6, 2003

Pendulaphobia 

The fear of hanging or swinging objects. Not to be confused with Kinetiphobia (the fear of movement).

The person who fears things like swings, pendulums, or wind chimes might have Pendulaphobia.

Pendulaphobia by pinkprincessbride May 7, 2020

Pongularity 

The state of seemingly infinite smell one enters after a particularly hot, long and silent fart; a fart smell that refuses to leave.

"Windows and doors please, ladies and gents - I think I just created a pongularity".

Pongularity by bobtext March 12, 2009

pondulate 

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.

This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.

pondulate by Kequan May 15, 2008

podular device 

The piece of plastic that holds all your music, that you plug headphones into to enjoy.

Could you please hand me my podular device

podular device by pascaa November 29, 2007

Pongulating 

The fourth science, the final frontier, yadda yadda yadda. It's great stuff, originated in use by microwave scientists, but now in general use for anything.

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1. "Don't let the sweetcorn pongulate too hard"- mum

2. "Dude I pongulated soooo hard last night!!"-Jamie

3. "Mate, he's up there pongulating Chardine."- Bekie

Pongulating by Pongulation October 25, 2014

Pondslapper 

A giant, single dreadlock which hangs off of the back of one’s head. It resembles a beaver’s tail.

Did you smell that hippy on the bus? Her pondslapper brushed against me and now I smell too.

Pondslapper by scookers September 8, 2019