brewntits 

Brewn is sometimes used as a cloud of smoke or drugs. In this case it is a bad use. It means sagging of the boobs. Sometimes it also refers to a prostitute's boobs in a bad way.

" dude Connor your mom has total brewntits. Give her a push up bra or something. What did she smoke through her chest.

brewntits by WAM BAM Thank You Mama January 12, 2008

Brewstitute 

A man or woman that will do a variety of services for alcohol, generally beer.

"Seth is about to go home with that cougar. She's been feeding him beers all night."
"Yeah, he's such a brewstitute!"

Brewstitute by Bearded ginger October 10, 2018

brentitus 

When hobbits, such as Frodo Baggins, defecate in eachother's anuses and proceed to lick their own faeces out of said anus, proclaiming "You have the one ring!" The disease that this leads to is called Brentitus.

"I didnt mean to give you Brentitus Mr Frodo..." - Samwise Gamgee.

brentitus by GandalfTheGay July 4, 2016

brentish

Adjective for a person who pretends to be straight but is actually a fag.

1. Tom: Wouldn't you just want to bury your face in her knockers? (then reaches for Jack's pocket to fish for ciggies)

Jack: Stay away from my pockets! You're so brentish!

2. Tom: Yeah, my girlfriend is that hot... Hey man, your boxers are pretty cute. Let me see them again!

Jack: Fuck off, dude, you're being brentish!

brentish by Charlie's February 3, 2007

Brentish

A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.

Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish

Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.

Brentish by EmmaYay April 4, 2017

Brentism 

When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story

Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.

Brentism by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018