May 14th, the day that celebrates Sonic character Princess Sally Acorn, who debuted in Sonic SatAM and made the rounds in Archie’s line of Sonic comics before they were cancelled and the character was sadly put into retirement.
Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thingpoking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.
"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"