ILD

Inconveniently Long Dick

Taylor's ILD is like Thor's Mjolnir - swing it and it'll take him anywhere.

by Taylor's Quote November 15, 2012

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i love dick

How are you doing?
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by w1bu March 2, 2021

ILD

Insane Laughing Disorder.
When one starts laughing and cannot stop.

Person 1: A lady had 3 daughters. The first daughter asks her mother why she was called Rose. The mother says "Why, darling, when you were born, a rose fell on your head. The second daughter asks why she is called Daisy. The mother replies "Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born". The third daughter approaches the mother and says "UUHHHHHHHH!!", the mother replies "Oh shut up Fridge!"

Person 2: LOLOLOLOL LMFAO ROFL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc

Person 1: Dude, what is up with you? You have ILD.

by My hand hurts. December 24, 2007

ILD

short for : I like dat!

Me: Ayyo, look at diss dress!
Lisa: Omg! ILD!

by rawrrawrr16 September 7, 2011

ILD

International Long Distance
A type of telephone call.

Jim : Please made an ILD call to Mary, she is waiting for you!
Jack : Why? I'd better wait for her call as it's too costly for me to call her.

by M. Wong June 26, 2006

ILD

Stands for Important Life Decision(s). Antonym of the main definition of BLD. Used in a sentence when something major in one's life is occurring.

Example A:

Jesse: I don't know whether I should move over to Buzz's house or Aunt Jackie's. I'm torn.

Example B:

QiYafondi: I'm making an ILD right now.
LaFonda: What do you mean? What type of ILD are you making?

by wowitsbryce_ April 21, 2016

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A shortened way to say, "I like dat"

Oooo, you're bringing over take out for dinner? ild

by kenjataimu December 23, 2019