i) A web-based platform in which millenial hipsters (that are dependant upon digital communication) use as an asset to promote sex appeal & comical adolescent behavior. Initially a somewhat scrutinized (for hoaxes) e-tabloid blog, the website owned & maintained by Resignation, LLC. is also responsible for a charity organization of the same name.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
ii) a member of the onion family, noted for it's use as a condiment or garnish in a variety of cuisines.
i) "As a chivette, obviously my homepage is the Chive"
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
ii) A baked potato is typically topped with sour cream, bacon bits & chives.
by Afer.Ventus January 4, 2015
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Referred to as The Chive. A visual, verbal or other means of overtly being stupid in order to gain the attention and acceptance of the opposite sex. This is often seen in males who perform acts of stupidity and loud, brash actions to gain the interest of a lady. Women can be seen doing The CHive by wearing ugly clothes, giant sunglasses and acting stupid to make guys think they are cute. This definition can be heard in detail on various podcasts (My remote Radio, Podocalypse and others)
What the heck are you friends doing? They're acting like assholes.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
Scott and Benny are doing the Chive because those cute girls are at the bar.
by JunkFX March 19, 2012
Get the Chive mug.A euphemism for nearly any act. Similar to the use of "smurf" in the eponymous cartoon, but used sparingly. Inspired by thechive.com and their "Keep Calm and Chive On" slogan.
"We're out of munchies. I'm gonna chive on down to the store and stock up."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
"Dude, that stripper was so hot, I think I chived in my pants."
"I chived the comment section so hard, they banned me."
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by c_los811 May 14, 2008
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