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hospitality 

Something you can't piss on because you're dad won't allow it.

A line spoken from the horrible movie troll 2
Micheal: You see this writing!.... you know what it means!?!...... Hospitality... And you can't piss on Hospitality! I won't allow it!

hospitality 

Kissing as much ass as possible to maximize profit.
"Excuse me sir, there isn't a chocolate on my pillow! This is terrible hospitality."

"Sorry sir, we will have that sorted right away. Also, enjoy this complimentary hooker."
hospitality by Mr. Bombastic November 25, 2007

hospitality food 

"food" that causes extreme gastro-intestinal distress... this food can be found at Johnson & Wales University, which ironically is a culinary school.
Dude, i ate hospitality food for lunch, then i had the shits an hour later!
hospitality food by trixie25 October 5, 2005

hospitality vibrator 

A vibrator specifically purchased for the use of guests. Mine, currently, is a plug-in wand type of model.
If he doesn't have a hospitality vibrator in his house, he can't fuck.

hospitality paradox 

A theory when hospitality/friendliness and privacy never go hand in hand
Hotel's room service is the perfect example of hospitality paradox: Imagine when you're experimenting with sex and your room service rang the bell: you'll be panicked since you're afraid they report you for indecent behaviour
hospitality paradox by Sir. B February 21, 2021

first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them
It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton