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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
skankaroni by Define Me! November 30, 2009

skankatron

noun; an excessively skanky person, bringing sleaziness to a mehodical and relentless level almost as if he/she were a machine whose sole programmed routine involved being easy, forward, and generally skanky whore.
That boy with whom you cheated on me last week and now won't call you back? he's a skankatron and you should go get yourself to the clinic. Oh yeah by the way, you couldn't pay me to toss that ass of yours now.
skankatron by ewp January 27, 2004

Skankatron Thunderdome 

A social gathering place where unusually self absorbed, extremely shallow men and women gather to compete with each other in order to score the best possible sexual partner. Characteristic traits of such an establishment would be text message walls, Abercrombie dresscode, and the tangible disdain for anyone present that is not exclusively looking for sex.
Me: So, I went to that club the other night. It took me twenty minutes to get a drink because the bartender was too busy trying to get the numbers of the only three women there that weren't already busy dryhumping.

Friend: ...How many times did the DJ play "Low"?

Me: About eight. In two hours.

Friend: Dude, you ventured into the Skankatron Thunderdome.
Skankatron Thunderdome by Digwood November 5, 2008

skankatronic hoebag 

A person that is one level of slutty-ness away from being a prostitute.
"She was all up on me like some crazy skankatronic hoebag."

Skankatronics 

Language that Skanks use to communicate with one another.
Skank: Yo biznatch! Let's get some mo' men!
Hoe: Sorry, I don't speak "skankatronics"
Skankatronics by Queen of the Skanks February 20, 2009

Skankaroni

1. A girl who would do anything to please a man. Usually vile acts.
2. Eating a Chef Boyardee product out of a girls vagina, typically Beefaroni
Guy 1: Did you here what the girl let Jim do to her.
Guy 2: Yeah she is a total skankaroni
Skankaroni by Wimmerton December 29, 2009