If you a single chick and on valentines day, 14th February, you are at home alone, sitting and fingering herself while crying, the chick is having a vagintines day with herself.
Ohshame, that woman sitting over there had a vagintines day the other week.
Marcy was acting like a complete fool that day at the party!
- No!! She had just a simple case a vagintasticism. She was all over every guy!! Got Laid.... And Now her vagina is vagintastic!