fudge bag 

A sex position favored by many when the male partner shits in the female partners mouth.

"Hey baby, how about i give you a nice fudge bag?"

fudge bag by TIMMAH von SHIT September 14, 2007

pack fudge or pack your bags 

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

pack fudge or pack your bags by PMax January 11, 2009

fudgebag 

someone who can be sweet and a douche bag at the same time

Morgan: "That guy just told me I was the prettiest girl ever, and then he just dumped me!"

Betty: "Man he is a fudgebag."

fudgebag by kay winn February 18, 2009

flaming fudgebag 

noun - especially in business, the modern equivalent of "the hot potato" of years past. An unwelcome assignment or a set-up of one employee against another. Comes from the prank of putting lots of fresh dog turds in a paper bag, setting it on fire, placing it on the victim's doorstep and ringing the doorbell. The victim inevitable stomps on it to extinguish the flames and ends up with a hell of a mess on the porch and on his shoes.

"The boss handed me another flaming fudgebag this morning".

flaming fudgebag by Gary McLean September 5, 2008