Schoolol

An Instant Messaging term made up of two phrases, 'school' and 'lol.'

The word 'schoolol' is the answer you give on MSN or AIM when someone knows full well you've been to school yet will still ask you 'wubu2?'

Jonothan: Hi Steph, wubu2?
Stephanie: Schoolol! Idiot!
Stephanie: wtf u stoopid idiot, u jus walked me home?
Jonothan: Yeah I know but like...
Jonothan: You want some mineral water?
Stephanie: Yeah, plz!

Schoolol by Rhys H September 3, 2007

Schoology 

A crappy website that can barely function for a week without going down and s the most infuring website that I have possibly ever used.

God damnit! Schoology is down again! Now my teachers are going to give me a zero because I can't access the materials.

Schoology by ChickenTend1es April 15, 2020

schoology 

A lame website public schools use, mimicking the layout of Facebook (mostly by incorporating the "like" feature) where teachers can make pages to post homework, assignments, etc; As well as a community message board for the entire student body and staff to post school-related stuff. Typically, students use it to post mindless nonsense like they do on Facebook, and don't use it for its actual purpose. The site is under strict regulation by the vice principal, who often deletes the posts after a day, so it's no fun.

Kid 1: Hey did you check Schoology for the homework?

Kid 2: No. I never go on it. It's so stupid, trying to be some kind of school-friendly Facebook. I wrote it in my agenda anyway.

Kid 3: Hey, look what Liam put on Schoology! He posted saying how milk came out his nose. Hahaha!

Vice Principal: *deletes post* PLEASE USE SCHOOLOGY APPROPRIATELY AND FOLLOW ALL GUIDELINES, PLEASE. NOTHING UNRELATED TO SCHOOL, PLEASE.

Kid 2: The vice principal is such a douche. Nobody even cares.

Kid 1: Yeah Schoology is pretty pointless.

schoology by monsterock666 April 20, 2014

schoolophobia 

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students

Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well

schoolophobia by SStudent January 31, 2009

Schoolyland 

A name for an educational facility that's more of a fun, dreamy place. A way of depicting a school as diverging from the usual connotation of a drab and depressing place.

My magic school bus floated me along to schoolyland this wonderful morning.

Schoolyland by Isabellio@theFace May 18, 2011

Schoology 

A VERY stupid website that teachers think the kids like, and crashes most of the time meaning you have homework on the weekend! It also has a very annoying system of how you select courses, so half the time you are stuck not having the correct course on your list

dad: did you finish the homework?
Kid: no that stupid schoology website went down so we have to finish it on the weekend!

Schoology by 1089 March 8, 2021

schoolorific 

used to describe things that are like school. how it's used depends on what the person saying it thinks of school.

oh man dude! practice was schoolorific!
wow...the piston's score was schoolorific last night.

schoolorific by Justin Herter May 14, 2007