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crapmonkey 

One of many all-purpose expletives comparable to fuck, shit, damn it or bloody hell, typically uttered when something surprising and/or undesirable has happened. It is considered to be more whimsical and socially acceptable than blatantly dropping the f-bomb in public.

Usage of "crapmonkey" as an expletive is believed to have originated in suburban New England.
"Crapmonkey! I just stabbed myself in the arm with a friggin' pencil. How'd that happen?"
crapmonkey by Captain Crapmonkey February 7, 2005
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It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.
Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

Screwmonkey 

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)
Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though
Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

crapmonkey 

1. To be lazy
2. To be irritable because one is refusing to do what another asks
3. To be a disappointing individual
-ies
1. We are such crapmonkies when we are together.
2. You are such a crapmonkey! Why won't you move that box!
crapmonkey by The Sara December 29, 2007

chowmonkey

someone who makes obnoxious sounds while eating so much that you have to leave to somewhere else
dude your such a chowmonkey im gonna go now your fucking obnoxious
chowmonkey by bobchicken June 27, 2009