frankenskank 

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.

Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.

frankenskank by jjeeffff August 14, 2007

frankenwank 

An organism that is pulled from the shower drain - consisting of semen and matted hair, That is trying to reunite itself with its Maker /biological Parent

1) you f*&king messy bastard, i just pulled this frankenwank out the shower coz it wasnt draining.

2) Daddy I'm your son you left me for dead in the shower, i cant believe you don't care about me.... i'm your biological son- frankenwank.

3) whilst waxing the finless dolphin in the shower simon had no idea that his future son was being created down the drain hole....

frankenwank by Rick Walford April 15, 2007

Frankenstank 

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.

Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!

Frankenstank by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009

Frankenstack 

When a guitarist has a speaker stack with amps and speaker cabinets that don't match and are probably made by different companies, it is a Frankenstack.

Look at this band setting up to play. I bet those Frankenstacks didn't cost them more than $200.

Frankenstack by Randy P December 16, 2005

Frankenwanken

1.The obvious allusion to masturbation, sexual innuendo (ohh). Frankenwanken can be used to describe any activity, it can be anything. The first part, "franken," can be added to other words, such as frankenfucking, or even frankenreading to add that franken emphasis. The beauty of frankenwanken is that it can be said about anything, to anyone.
2.A more censor-friendly version of fuck.

1. Dude, let's go frankenwank after the game, I'm bored as fuck.
2. Last night I frankenfucked the shit out of her, and I frankenjizzed all on her face.
3. Frankenwanken is the only pass time I have left in my life, it's all I can be brah.

Frankenwanken by Dick Weiner ( NW) January 26, 2009

frankenwanker 

noun, a person who is constantly masturbating, a jerkoff

the guy at taco bell was sucha frankenwanker he messed up my order.

frankenwanker by whitlow August 15, 2005

Frankenstank 

A fantasy football league style created by the guys from the Toilets to Titles Podcasts Network that is unlike any other league.

I stole Josh Allen in the Frankenstank league.

Frankenstank by Toilets to Titles December 1, 2022