glossop 

A settlement in the foothills of the Pennines, England - other names include Utopia, Heaven, Paradise.
Though many have attempted to find Glossop, few have succeeded. The lack of any reference on maps has made locating this acclaimed land an arduous task, and many great explorers have failed in their attempts to find it (Columbus himself declared that "Glossop shall never be found, rendering my life incomplete.")
If by chance you should ever find Glossop (and this is unlikely unless you live there) then you will find it to be a place of great intrigue. The ancient gates barr the way to travellers, and the ritual of hanging cow tippers, while not promoted, is allowed to continue in accordance with local by-laws.
Glossop is ruled by General F, of whom not much is known, save that the General takes a dim view of the outsider class know as the scally.

For those of you wishing to read more on the legend of Glossop, visit www.glossop.com, if indeed such a place even exists...

Columbus: "Not finding Glossop makes my life incomplete. You can have America, for only finding Glossop can save my soul."

glossop by Lieutenant Dan February 26, 2004

Glossop 

A total shit hole, technologically twenty years behind and a place that multiculturalism forgot.

I'm a racist nob, I think I will go and live in Glossop.

Glossop by Mikey_b123 November 16, 2020

Glossop 

A poster boy for wealth discrepancy and middle class twats gentrification of a shit mill town.

So and so is a Glossop twat, two Teslas and a ugly house in Simmondley.

Glossop by Mikey_b123 January 8, 2023

Glossop 

Cousin/sibling marriage is the only accepted form of union in this arse end glorified village

Dingles are the type of people you will find in Glossop

Glossop by Manch8r January 27, 2009

glossop 

a sex act performed by a white middle-aged housewife upon five West Indian males, to completion

When Mark is out at work, his generous wife invites strangers into the house and gives them oral, anal and even glossop!

glossop by jw September 10, 2003

glossaphilia 

A fetish where one is obsessed with another person's tongue; whether that be licking, sucking or simply sticking it out to arouse someone. Generally speaking, guys tend to like a little more tongue while kissing whilst females are less attracted to it.

I didn't know what my boyfriend was into until i put my tongue in his mouth and used the art of glossaphilia to arouse him.

glossaphilia by shanky220 January 5, 2019

Glossip 

The act of wiping ones bare genetalia on someone else's property.

Most effective on a humid day when the crotch groove is at its sweatiest.

I found out my brother used my new towel as a jizz rag, so next time i'm at his house, i'm going to glossip his toothbrush.

Glossip by dangermark January 3, 2010